Yakmumgon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic mink.

Yakmumgon created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakmumgon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yakmumgon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yakmumgon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yakmumgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Never feed limes to birds while wearing green hats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yakmumgon.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always stare at clouds.