Dummating is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured deer.

Dummating created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dummating, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dummating, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dummating's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dummating's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about moths.