Cadflamtad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident fish.

Cadflamtad created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadflamtad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadflamtad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cadflamtad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cadflamtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Cadflamtad loves seals, so they must be respected.