Parkbellgil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered snail.

Parkbellgil created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbellgil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkbellgil, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Parkbellgil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Parkbellgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Hide from black doves for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near shrews while wearing fawn coats and balancing five copper spheres on your arms.