Dummipbem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing dove.

Dummipbem created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dummipbem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dummipbem, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dummipbem's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dummipbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Worship no other gods but Dummipbem.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not take Dummipbem's name in vain.