Gonbonkbodmin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody dryad.

Gonbonkbodmin created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonbonkbodmin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gonbonkbodmin, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gonbonkbodmin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gonbonkbodmin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Gonbonkbodmin's priests.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Gonbonkbodmin loves manatees, so they must be respected.