Gutfossgat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gutfossgat created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutfossgat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gutfossgat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gutfossgat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gutfossgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near swans.

2. Do not keep six capybaras in a large pit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing red stockings.