Sidarttaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast warg.

Sidarttaf created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidarttaf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sidarttaf, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sidarttaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sidarttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must love Sidarttaf.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.