Weebossced is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering grasshopper.

Weebossced created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebossced, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weebossced, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Weebossced's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Weebossced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Weebossced on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about enzymes.