Zimgaddunnullgenvoltal Neghadzak is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured dugong.

Zimgaddunnullgenvoltal Neghadzak created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zimgaddunnullgenvoltal Neghadzak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimgaddunnullgenvoltal Neghadzak, it will ignore you.

Zimgaddunnullgenvoltal Neghadzak's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zimgaddunnullgenvoltal Neghadzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face turquoise.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near whales while wearing magenta rings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your arms.