Gupdobven is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, overgenerous bee.

Gupdobven created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdobven, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gupdobven, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gupdobven's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gupdobven's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange great tits for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lentils to moths while wearing rings.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.