Sascedgub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty squirrel.

Sascedgub created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sascedgub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sascedgub, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sascedgub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sascedgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Run away if six gulls approach from the south.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.