Flambasttim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty mink.

Flambasttim created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flambasttim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flambasttim, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flambasttim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Flambasttim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flambasttim.

3. Put Flambasttim first in all things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about black holes.