Rowtangom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet aardvark.

Rowtangom created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowtangom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rowtangom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rowtangom's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rowtangom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never paint your face indigo.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.