Dossminfub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent cobra.

Dossminfub created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossminfub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dossminfub, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dossminfub's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dossminfub's Holy Commandments

1. Dossminfub loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.