Safrawquillgon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive meerkat.

Safrawquillgon created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Safrawquillgon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Safrawquillgon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Safrawquillgon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Safrawquillgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Put Safrawquillgon first in all things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safrawquillgon.