Tofbinmitfob Jipbombiss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid camel.

Tofbinmitfob Jipbombiss created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbinmitfob Jipbombiss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tofbinmitfob Jipbombiss, she will turn you into a rock.

Tofbinmitfob Jipbombiss' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tofbinmitfob Jipbombiss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.