Camnartmit Arnbugrul Pangmonflan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, wise otter.

Camnartmit Arnbugrul Pangmonflan created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camnartmit Arnbugrul Pangmonflan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Camnartmit Arnbugrul Pangmonflan, it will curse you with boils.

Camnartmit Arnbugrul Pangmonflan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Camnartmit Arnbugrul Pangmonflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of mites.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Camnartmit Arnbugrul Pangmonflan.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never talk about fire.