Madtag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating gorilla.

Madtag created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madtag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Madtag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Madtag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Madtag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide if five tapirs approach from the east.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Madtag on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.