Koparfbop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered dog.

Koparfbop created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koparfbop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Koparfbop, he will turn you into a goat.

Koparfbop's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Koparfbop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Koparfbop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never look in ponds.