Nurlmidbep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome raccoon.

Nurlmidbep created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmidbep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurlmidbep, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nurlmidbep's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nurlmidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlmidbep.

2. Do not keep nine squirrels in a large pit.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.