Tentarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciless dog.

Tentarp created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentarp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tentarp, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tentarp's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tentarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Worship no other gods but Tentarp.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. You must never eat limes.