Jarndittail is a god.
He takes the form of a large, two-faced
crocodile.
Jarndittail created a quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jarndittail, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Jarndittail, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Jarndittail's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Jarndittail's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Jarndittail on top of all buildings.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always help turtles in need.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.