Bomdussveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous dolphin.

Bomdussveg created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomdussveg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomdussveg, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bomdussveg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bomdussveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look at comets.