Mottargyattgen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, cheerful narwhal.

Mottargyattgen created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Mottargyattgen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mottargyattgen, it will turn you into a mole.

Mottargyattgen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mottargyattgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.