Rigdotmil is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic warg.

Rigdotmil created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigdotmil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rigdotmil, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rigdotmil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rigdotmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Rigdotmil in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.