Legfunfet is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane wolf.

Legfunfet created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Legfunfet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Legfunfet, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Legfunfet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Legfunfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Legfunfet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.