Cipgigflap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sapient dragon.

Cipgigflap created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipgigflap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cipgigflap, she will destroy your home planet.

Cipgigflap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cipgigflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing yellow skirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your back.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.