Yiktapsom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain owl.

Yiktapsom created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiktapsom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yiktapsom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yiktapsom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yiktapsom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Yiktapsom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear violet trousers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Fast once a month.