Giltanmob is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak tapir.

Giltanmob created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Giltanmob, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Giltanmob, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Giltanmob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Giltanmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect your elders.