Sabpakveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing toad.

Sabpakveen created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabpakveen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sabpakveen, he will turn you into a dog.

Sabpakveen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sabpakveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if six swans approach from the east.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.
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