Cambenwad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, conceited fairy.

Cambenwad created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambenwad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cambenwad, it will turn you into a mole.

Cambenwad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cambenwad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.