Fudvabhudgumtablikdondot is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy fairy.

Fudvabhudgumtablikdondot created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fudvabhudgumtablikdondot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudvabhudgumtablikdondot, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fudvabhudgumtablikdondot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fudvabhudgumtablikdondot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Fudvabhudgumtablikdondot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Fudvabhudgumtablikdondot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.