Yarlgidtonarn is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, emotional rat.

Yarlgidtonarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgidtonarn, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarlgidtonarn, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarlgidtonarn's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yarlgidtonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yarlgidtonarn on top of all buildings.