Singilmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced coyote.

Singilmeg created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Singilmeg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Singilmeg, it will turn you into a rat.

Singilmeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Singilmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Singilmeg.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about comets.