Taltamneg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, tranquil wyrm.

Taltamneg created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taltamneg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Taltamneg, it will turn you into a slug.

Taltamneg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Taltamneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about planets.