Dobtunlop is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful raccoon.

Dobtunlop created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobtunlop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dobtunlop, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dobtunlop's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dobtunlop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. You must love Dobtunlop.

4. Never feed parsnips to swans while wearing trousers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobtunlop.