Sidwikpid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured meerkat.

Sidwikpid created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sidwikpid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidwikpid, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sidwikpid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sidwikpid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidwikpid.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sidwikpid on top of all buildings.

4. Sidwikpid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.