Vidrullbass is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent shark.

Vidrullbass created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidrullbass, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vidrullbass, he will turn you into a plant.

Vidrullbass' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vidrullbass' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Vidrullbass' name in vain.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidrullbass.

5. Do not shave your chest.