Davbidbafdim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able hamster.

Davbidbafdim created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbidbafdim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davbidbafdim, he will throw large rocks at you.

Davbidbafdim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Davbidbafdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Davbidbafdim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about porpoises.