Bifladbap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, charitable shark.

Bifladbap created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifladbap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifladbap, it will be very sad.

Bifladbap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bifladbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from white shrews, for they are unholy.