Cinbethug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, temperamental cow.

Cinbethug created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbethug, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cinbethug, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cinbethug's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cinbethug's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cinbethug seven times a day.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cinbethug.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cinbethug in the centre of the settlement.