Mobkopmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair crab.

Mobkopmid created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Mobkopmid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mobkopmid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mobkopmid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mobkopmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never eat green fruit.