Tofrapgemhin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing butterfly.

Tofrapgemhin created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofrapgemhin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tofrapgemhin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tofrapgemhin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tofrapgemhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never wear fawn tights.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tofrapgemhin.