Rultaljen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic mouse.

Rultaljen created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rultaljen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rultaljen, he will think nothing of it.

Rultaljen's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rultaljen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never paint your face fawn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rultaljen.