Fumragrull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying wren.

Fumragrull created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumragrull, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fumragrull, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fumragrull's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fumragrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of badgers.

2. Always help bats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fumragrull.

5. Never write about stars.