Tabvenyog Busbognill is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful parrot.

Tabvenyog Busbognill created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabvenyog Busbognill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tabvenyog Busbognill, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tabvenyog Busbognill's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tabvenyog Busbognill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always help snakes in need.