Fembesttad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise alligator.

Fembesttad created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fembesttad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fembesttad, he will laugh at you.

Fembesttad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fembesttad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never feed lots of limes to otters while wearing brown shirts.

5. Never write about planets.