Flamrannat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unfair crane.

Flamrannat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamrannat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flamrannat, he will not care at all.

Flamrannat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Flamrannat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. You must love Flamrannat.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Flamrannat on top of all buildings.

5. Do not hurt ducks.