Podnull is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective naga.

Podnull created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podnull, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Podnull, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Podnull's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Podnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat apples.